Meet Your New Training Partner: Beelzebub’s Bourbon Burpees Sunglasses
Struggling to find oversized sunglasses that stay put during intense workouts? Engineered specifically for athletes with larger head sizes, these premium frames deliver uncompromising performance where it counts.
Crafted with a lightweight yet durable frame material, they eliminate bounce even during burpees or sprints—ensuring zero distractions mid-rep. The expanded design offers superior coverage and comfort for generously proportioned heads without sacrificing stability.
Experience crystal-clear vision thanks to polarized bourbon-tinted lenses that slash glare from water, pavement, and gym floors while enhancing contrast. Full UV400 protection blocks 100% of harmful UVA/UVB rays, safeguarding your eyes during outdoor training or sunny commutes.
Key advantages include:
Mirrored finish that obscures eye strain while maintaining obstacle visibility in bright light
Extended temple arms and wider frames securing fit during high-impact movement
Optimized lens curvature reducing peripheral distortion
Whether you’re crushing WODs, trail running, or driving post-training, these shades combine rugged durability with optical precision—proving essential gear for athletes seeking reliable sunglasses for wide faces. Upgrade your eye protection without compromising on fit or function.
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